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Sunshine! Definitely helped me in my mini-motivational private talk that I could survive the day. That along with the crumpets for breakfast. Even better, the boys had decided that they would walk up the one-way steep hill out of Zennor, meaning I wouldn’t have to embarrass myself in the first five minutes of the day. First hurdle overcome. 

We cycled back along the road the way we had come for a short distance, and then to my horror the boys turned left to head up and over the large hill between the north and the south coast; the very hill I had spotted and been so pleased not to be going up yesterday. I puffed and panted up much of it, and the others got far enough ahead that I could sneakily get off my bike and push for a while with nobody noticing. Bonus. Second hurdle overcome. 

When I reached the top, Arthur was beeping crazily as a host of “Tour de France” texts came through from the night before when we had no signal. I used the break to text my brother an SOS: “This is killing me!” 

It was 10:09am on our first full day… We set off down the other side (much easier) and joined a lovely coastal path along the beach by Penzance with views of St Michael’s Mount. 

Carried on inland, uphill mainly, and cycled through our first flood of the trip just before Nancegollan, which definitely deserved a photo shoot session and meant me cycling backwards and forwards a few times. Pushed up a particularly steep hill, and on rounding the bend at the top discovered the others sitting waiting for me – caught red handed! The pretence was over and my secret out – I cannot do hills. Crashed and burned at the third hurdle. Calum calmly offered me a nut, and everybody was too polite to point out my severe lack of fitness. I felt like the elephant in the room was out on the loose; a novice had snuck in to the highly trained, highly efficient, LEJOG Team 2012. The moment passed, the boys pointed me in the right direction, and we eventually dropped down to Falmouth where we had lunch on the pier. 

Beginning to feel like a semi-pro, I admired the beginnings of my cycling glove tan before ducking off to the ladies to lather on a second generous helping of Hoo Ha Glide Ride. Nothing was going to stop me now! 

On returning to the table, Calum was a distance away chatting with Lynn. Interrupted by squawking, Calum explained to Lynn that the seagulls were rather noisy and returned to eat his lunch, part of which had disappeared with said seagulls. I’m sure they enjoyed the cranberry and white chocolate tiffin… must be quite a change from fish. Lynn received a follow up call to explain the squawking with news of the recent theft. 

We had to remove our panniers to take the bikes down some steep, angular, stone steps to take a ferry over to St Mawes. Girly status proved useful as I got to stand and mind the panniers whilst the bikes were treacherously transported. We then cycled the remainder of the day up and down a myriad of hills, including one particularly large downhill where I nearly lost it on reaching a 90-degree bend at the bottom on a wet surface. Recovered well and felt proud, if not a little scared. 

Got to Boswinger YHA with the sun still out and found myself in a large dorm with one other person, a lovely lass called Jane. When I told her what I was doing, she seemed suitably impressed and reported that she’d met a Scottish chap in Penzance who was doing the same thing. “That’d be Calum” I told her, and pointed at him out the window. So began a new friendship that traversed the counties to Somerset. 

Calum cooked pasta. Arthur made notes in his log. I washed some clothes in a desperate bid to stay ahead of the game. Bert? Probably found somebody to have a random conversation with. Ate outside in the courtyard. Calum lamented his patches of sunburn and I chose to get an early night in a bid to be well rested for the morn.

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Very tired when I woke up and could hardly walk, so really appreciated the black coffee that Calum plonked in front of me when I got to breakfast a bit tardy. Great leftover pasta too. Headed north through St Austell and cycled past the entrance to the Lost Gardens of Heligan before almost cycling right in to The Eden Project. Stopped to admire the large dome things before doing a large circle to circumnavigate it, eventually getting to Bodmin for lunch. Arthur & Calum went off in separate directions to look for cafes, and by the time they’d returned Bert had disappeared to buy a humungous pasty from the local bakers. We stood outside and ate pasties while C&A ordered lunch in a café; we joined them for coffee & hot chocolate and headed inside to try and avoid the rain. 

After Bodmin we picked up the Camel Trail and I settled in to my pattern of cycling along slightly behind the other three, but just about keeping them in sight. I was confused as to why I was really struggling, until I discovered that even though it looked like I was going downhill, I was actually climbing up on to the moor; obviously some bizarre illusion. 

We stopped and chatted to a nice lady and her dog, who told us “whatever you do, don’t go to Milook”, indicating that the hill at Milook was unlike any other we may encounter. I made a mental note to avoid Milook at all costs. 

On top of the moor I was furiously pedalling up a stony hill when my pedals stopped moving with no explanation. After a serious wobble, I managed to recover and unclip my cleats in time to land on my feet and not my face. Calum expressed his admiration at my recovery, somewhat softening the blow of yet another failure on my part. Bert thought it wise to stop and check on me, and I pointed out the funny bit on my chain that was sticking out, as I told him my pedals wouldn’t go around any more. On learning the startling news that chains can actually break, I walked my bike up to the others, where the gallant and big-hearted Calum came to the rescue and mended it. 

Cycled on quite happily, until the boys asked me how my chain was. It slowly became apparent that whilst I was content with my repair, they were concerned that it may not last and may indeed break again. My contentment wavered and I pushed any thoughts of falls aside as we continued the journey to Boscastle. 

Got overtaken by a jogger going up one hill, which was quite disconcerting. 

Bert beat me to the fall, doing a spectacular back flip off his bike when he stopped whilst cycling up a hill, still attached to his pedals. He ended up in the hedgerow with a big gash on his knee. Stopped at Camelford to buy food and I cleaned him up while the others shopped. 1-0. 

The final stretch was downhill and great fun freewheeling for a couple of miles to the YHA, which is right on the waterfront. Calum cooked, I looked at my maps and said hi to Jane, and then we went in search of the BCQ that was hidden just outside the hostel door. Had a sleepless night in a dorm of 7 girls, all of whom took it in turns to use the toilet at approximately 20-minute intervals throughout the night.

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I got up at a good time today and was organised with breakfast on the way when the others appeared. After a couple of crumpets and coffee I set off ahead of them with the intention of getting up the humungous hill out of Boscastle without holding the guys up. Determined to work at my fitness I set off cycling, until once again my pedals failed me. After a wild wobble, I recovered, de-cleated, and discovered that this time my chain had come off. Not having a clue how to resolve the issue, I decided to enjoy the sunshine and continued at a leisurely pace, walking up the hill until I got to a suitable place to stop and wait for help. Beautiful views, but so much for a good head start. 

This time Arthur was my knight in shining armour as he good naturedly showed me how to put a chain back on, looking as though he firmly believed if it happened again I’d be right on it. 

Made a sterling effort to keep up with everybody up the rest of the hill, and after a very short ride along the A39 (a road which should be avoided), we headed off to follow the rather hilly coast road. We soon came to a very slow, nerve-racking descent of a 1 in 3 that snaked precariously along the cliff edge and seemed to go on for miles before we discovered that nestled in the tiny bay at the bottom was none other than Milook. Hurrah! Here we were at the start of the day, facing the biggest hill in the universe. I was slightly relieved that even the men didn’t attempt to cycle it. 

Bert and I somehow walked up the hill slower than the other two, so they missed his second fall of the trip as we got to the steepest bend in the road. Being untrained in such things, I hadn’t realised that the side of the road with the tightest bend was also the steepest section, so naturally going for the shortest route I suddenly found myself pushing up what was quite possibly a 1 in 1 and not actually going anywhere. As my body became almost parallel with the ground in my effort to progress, the bike began to fall away from me in the direction of the downhill bend and Bert whipped out his phone to take photos. With one superhuman effort, I managed to recover and get past the offending bend, whilst expressing my discontent with Bert’s actions. But his comeuppance was already upon him: having edged too close to the same bend to get (what he thought) the funniest photo possible, a car came chugging up the hill and temporarily distracted, over he went, backwards once again and with bike on top, adding a matching gash to the opposite knee. 2-0. 

We continued along a beautiful coastal road, sweeping up and over plenty of hills until we arrived at Bude at 11:04am. Arthur pointed out that we were meant to be arriving here at 11am and were late. I was very impressed that I was only 4 minutes behind schedule after the myriad of steep hills I’d managed already. Calum, who clearly had not been late, had already headed off to the beach to take photos, because his dad’s warship had been moored here. So we found a little café and sat outside eating pasties. Three of us played on our phones while Arthur stared into space. We stayed far too long. We eventually set off over more hilly roads until getting to the border of Cornwall and Devon. Arthur had kindly warned us in his route plan that “this was a through road but is now a footpath, may need to walk a few hundred metres”. 

Hmmm. 

Cycling down Darracott Hill to the border was a nightmare in itself; really steep downhill along a small track that had moss down the middle and gravel and streams of water on either side of the moss. The boys bravely went ahead, whilst I stopped and started every couple of metres to steady myself; it was so stressful. As I thought I was nearing the bottom, a lady walked up with her dog so I asked her if that was the bottom I could see, thinking I’d just go for it. Thankfully she warned me that it wasn’t the bottom, but a 90 degree bend and then more downhill, so I gave up completely and got off and walked – which actually wasn’t that much easier, trying to hold the bike back from running on ahead without me. As I neared the real bottom, Bert appeared, having been worried that I’d had a spectacular fall and was now lying in a hedgerow somewhere. He took my bike from me and we got down to the bottom together, where the others were waiting in what appeared to be a quagmire. We all pushed through the mud into Devon, pleased that we’d finally got out of Cornwall, but slightly concerned about Arthur’s ‘may need to walk a few hundred metres’ prediction. The only road out was what appeared to be a steep riverbed, full of boulders, stones and gravel, with rivulets of water pouring down in places because of the rain. As we slowly made our way up (no option here but to push), the bikes would career sideways as they jolted off boulders, or sometimes come to a stop completely when the boulders just blocked the way. Every bend we came to, we discovered we were still not at the top, but the prospect of turning around and heading back the way we had come was no happier. 

I’d thought getting out of Boscastle was bad. I’d thought getting out of Milook was bad. This was disastrous. Bert took one of my panniers when he noticed I wasn’t enjoying myself anymore and carried on up the hill with an extra one in tow. Calum took a photo that highlighted the angle we were climbing in order to avoid the A39. This made me laugh and I chuckled to myself the rest of the way up. 

Eventually arrived at the top, where we waded through yet another mudbath to get through a farm, and then stopped for much need cake and snickers. The day wasn’t over and we continued up and down some really steep hills as we traversed our way to Westward Ho! I was getting really tired by now, feeling a bit shaky and ready for tears, so when Bert waited for me yet again on another hill I had to walk down, I declared that enough was enough - I was heading back alone to the much avoided A39 and taking a direct route. Bert conveyed this to the others, and I felt strangely delighted when I discovered that Calum was going to lead the way so that three of us could take a more direct route. The final section along some tarmac roads was much easier and I was so relieved to arrive in Westward Ho! at about 8pm. Lovely views over the beach from my room, and the sun had come out too, chasing the rain away. 

Arthur arrived five minutes later, having headed off in a different direction to do a BCQ. He told us that after cycling / pushing through a field of really long grass, he too had had enough of the ‘roads’, and came back along the A39! 

Went to the pub (The Pier House) in the evening with Natalie, my friend who happened to be holidaying in Devon. Discovered it had wi-fi so spent the evening trying to update Facebook whilst making conversation! The boys told me that this was the hardest day and it would all be easier from here. Got to bed and managed to get to sleep despite the girls in my dorm whispering and giggling. 

How did I feel after today? Well, as it happens my email to my work colleagues sums it up well: 

Endurance test to the extreme. I'm so exhausted. Hadn't realised I'd be using arms as well as legs to push heavy bike up hills! Cycled for 9.5 hours. 

My chain came off 4 times today making me almost fall off each time so I ended up not using my cleats meaning the cycling was much harder. It's also made me lose my confidence a bit as every time I change gear I'm waiting for it to come off & for me to topple over. 

I'm also losing my confidence going down hills as they're all so steep and slippery with the bad weather & the back of my bike keeps trying to overtake the front & I go sideways & nearly lose it. It got to the stage that I stopped at the top of a hill & almost couldn't go down it. It took me all my will power to go for it, & then when my bike started to slip again I got off and walked! Twice. Please pray that I'll get my confidence back, that the hills will be gentler, the rain nonIexistent, that the wind will blow me up the hills & not almost sweep me into cars & hedges, that my legs don’t seize up & that I'm not too tired. Also that I keep up with the boys & get my chain sorted. 

Roll on the Somerset plains!!